The Crime Alert IU will never send...

A couple weeks ago, Indiana University started filling the inboxes of Bloomingtonians with urgent notices of crimes in progress. For instance, this one rolled in last night at 3:11 AM...

IU Bloomington Crime Alert:
October 21, 2015

In compliance with the federal Jeanne Clery Disclosure of Campus Security Policy and Campus Crime Statistics Act, a Crime Alert is being issued for a reported assault.

REPORTED OFFENSE: IU Bloomington Alert:

At 3:07 AM, a male was struck in the face with a closed fist and headbutted.  The suspect is described as a white male with blonde slicked-back hair, last seen walking south from the 100 block of South Dunn Street.  

In an effort to keep yourself and others safe, please consider the following safety tips:

- When going out, make sure someone knows where you are going, whom you are with, and when you expect to return.
- Always know the way back home. Try to choose well-lit, regularly traveled walks and pathways, especially at night.  Avoid shortcuts and keep away from shrubbery, bushes, alleyways, or any other area where an assailant might be lurking. 
- When walking, keep your ears clear of headphones and your hands free of packages or bags.
- Always report suspicious behavior, even if you are not being directly threatened.
- Additional safety tips can be found at: https://protect.iu.edu/police-safety/safety-prevention/index.html 

Anyone with information on this crime or any other crime is encouraged to call the IU Police Department – Bloomington at 812-855-6707. 

You may also call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-262-TIPS. 

Don't you love that one, "Always report suspicious behavior, even if you are not being directly threatened"? You mean like the smell of car fumes—that kind of suspicious behavior? A shoe tread in the process of delaminating which poses a tripping threat? Women using chainsaws? Children picking their noses in grocery stores?

What about pregnant women walking into Planned Parenthood's abortuary to pay Planned Parenthood money to rip their unborn baby to shreds?

Can we get Crime Alerts sent warning that our city fathers are in the process of using taxpayers' dollars to support the local slaughterhouse where babies are being murdered for hire? Can we get those Crime Alerts sent out every Thursday when Planned Parenthood does the ripping apart? They could read:

IU Bloomington Crime Alert:
Thursday, October 22, 2015

In compliance with the federal Jeanne Clery Disclosure of Campus Security Policy and Campus Crime Statistics Act, a Crime Alert is being issued for a murder in progress.

REPORTED OFFENSE: IU Bloomington Alert:

At 10:00 AM, a hardened middle-aged mother was seen forcing her teenage daughter into Planned Parenthood's butcher shop on South College next to the United Way offices. Eyewitnesses report the teenage daughter is under duress and crying. Prior reports of murder patterns in this building indicate that, once inside, the girl's mother will pay Planned Parenthood assassins to drug her daughter before inserting instruments into her abdomen where they will be used to rip her grandchild to shreds. Body parts will then be extracted and disposed of through the city's sewer system.

The suspect is described as a white female with extremely short brown hair, last seen forcing her daughter inside the doorway of 421 South College Avenue.

In an effort to keep yourself and others safe, please consider the following safety tips:

- When going out, make sure someone knows where you are going, whom you are with, and when you expect to return. If you're going out with your mother and you're pregnant, don't get in a car with her until she has told you she has no intent to pay Planned Parenthood to murder your unborn baby.
- Always know the way back home. Try to choose well-lit, regularly traveled walks and pathways, especially at night. Avoid shortcuts and keep away from shrubbery, bushes, alleyways, the offices of Planned Parenthood, or any other area where assailants are known to lurk. 
- When walking, keep your ears clear of pro-baby killing propaganda and your eyes on the lookout for walking dead plotting your baby's murder.
- Always report anti-child talk or behavior, even if it's not your unborn baby being threatened.
- Additional safety tips can be found at: https://protect.iu.edu/police-safety/baby-slaughter-prevention/index.html 

Anyone with information on this baby murder now in progress is encouraged to call the IU Police Department – Bloomington at 812-855-6707. 

You may also call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-262-TIPS. 

But no, the routine murder of little babies is never the sort of "suspicious activity" these hypocrites want us to report. They don't give a rip about the thousand boys and girls murdered by Planned Parenthood in Bloomington each year. Babies can't talk, so who cares about them?

But students? Students with rich parents? Yes, we care about them. You bet we care about them! We care if they even get a bloody nose.

So at least 50,000 people got an emergency notice very late last night that a young man had just reported to police that another young man (with blond slicked-back hair) had punched him in the face and head-butted him.

This is merely a public relations effort to make Bloomington and the campus of Indiana University feel safe to the students and their parents. It's much like the useless exercises the Transportation Safety Administration put people through at airports. There now, having unpacked and undressed and had your underwear peered at by low level functionaries, don't you feel grateful our mothers and fathers in Homeland Security over there in Washington D.C. are so vigilant for our safety? I mean, what more could anyone ask them of them than to strip-search our baggage and bodies? You should know it's all a charade, no question about it. The rigamarole is a medieval morality play teaching us how very conscientious our government superiors are in their protection of us, their little toddlers.

Same with Indiana University's filling our inboxes with warnings about punches to the face and head-butts. The actual result of this PR campaign of the IU administration will be less safety with not even one unborn baby being saved. Not one.