(Tim) Jake Mentzel bought Mark Driscoll's new booklet and reports Tim Keller has waved his magic wand and Mark's now walking around in a trance repeating Tim's mantra: "A woman can do anything an unordained man can do." I'm disappointed.
But really, it shouldn't be too much of a surprise. When they hang out with each other, either Mark's going to rub off on Tim or Tim's going to rub off on Mark. And ninety-nine out of a hundred times, I'd have my money on Tim.
Manhattan's more sophisticated than Seattle and conversions usually usher you to a higher social class, not a lower one.
Mark (ahem) my words: Before it ends, Mark will be baptizing babies, but you'll never hear "friggin" on one of Tim's MP3 products.